OPEN RP POST (Voice Testing!)

[stillusesawalkman]

OPEN RP POST

Ask me for a prompt or throw your muse his way!
I welcome any wacky scenario you could possibly come up with, nothing is too weird.
All ratings welcome. :3

Comments

[brainsqueeze]

I don't have any memory of that.

[stillusesawalkman]

They do say the best things in life are the ones you can't remember the next morning.

[brainsqueeze]

I don't like not remembering.
Was it your idea to go to the bar?

[stillusesawalkman]

That sounds like an idea I would have. Clearly it was an awesome one.

Except for the mayonnaise, I guess.

Do you think racoons like mayonnaise?

[brainsqueeze]

if the highlight of my night was the sandwich it wasn't that good of an idea.

And I'm not sure I want the answer to that question.

[stillusesawalkman]

Wait, I didn't say anything about that being the highlight. You're missing the point here.

I'm just saying. I might know a guy.

[brainsqueeze]

I still don't think the rest of the night was that great.

And I'll pass on your guy.

[stillusesawalkman]

You sure are a harsh mistress. Maybe you need a reminder. With less alcohol. And no sandwiches.

That's okay. He's bad-tempered anyway.

[brainsqueeze]

A reminder of what?

[stillusesawalkman]

How awesome last night must have been?

I mean, it must have been.

[brainsqueeze]

Do you even remember?

[stillusesawalkman]

I don't need to remember to know it was awesome.

[brainsqueeze]

Your assumption is a bit skewed.

[stillusesawalkman]

In the right direction.

Let me prove it, and you'll see.

[brainsqueeze]

( She can't believe she's doing this )

With no drinks.

[stillusesawalkman]

[Win.

Well.] One drink?

[brainsqueeze]

We'll see how the night goes.

[stillusesawalkman]

You drive a hard bargain.

I'm in.

[brainsqueeze]

What do I need to expect?

[stillusesawalkman]

Nothing short of greatness.

[brainsqueeze]

And with detail?

[stillusesawalkman]

Do you like dancing?

[brainsqueeze]

You dance?

[stillusesawalkman]

Of course I dance.

Do you?

[brainsqueeze]

Not in a long time.

[stillusesawalkman]

Which means it's past time you started again, in my professional opinion.

[brainsqueeze]

Your professional opinion?
Dancing with what?

[stillusesawalkman]

My professional opinion.

Dancing with me?

[brainsqueeze]

You're very sure of yourself.

[stillusesawalkman]

Is that a problem?

[brainsqueeze]

Just don't want to see your heart get crushed when it doesn't work out.

[stillusesawalkman]

Honey, trust me. My heart can take it.